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Month: August 2016

Games Beaten: Metroid Fusion

While it’s true that I’ve played a lot of games, I tend not to finish most of those games.  Since I’ve been playing games for so long it’s getting harder and harder to remember whether I’ve actually finished one or not.  So going forward I decided to use this blog to keep track of such things.  Last night I finally beat Metroid Fusion.

Metroid Fusion

The Metroid games have been something I’ve dabbled in, gotten stuck or frustrated, and then got distracted by the next new shiny thing.  Last year I finally played through and beat Super Metroid so I figured it was about time to check out the sequel.  I played Super Metroid during my brief affair with the Retron 5, so I liberally used save states at difficult parts to cut down on backtracking and to save time.  I was worried going into Fusion that since I was playing on original hardware, without any technological trickery, that I would have a harder time with this game.

That turned out not to be the case.  While I felt this game was easier than Super Metroid I’m not sure if if was because it’s actually easier, or if the long hours spent with Super Metroid trained me for this game.  The controls are exactly the same, with all the power-ups from Super Metroid present and accounted for.  Fusion did feel much less obtuse since objectives are laid out plainly for you through the use of a in game computer AI.  This led to me feeling less lost and being able to explore freely without feeling like I was cheating by regularly peaking at a guide.  There were a couple times I did use a guide when I got stuck, but after reading the solution it was obvious I would’ve figured it out eventually through the logical way you approach these games.  Those save states would’ve come in real handy after the last point your allowed to save though.  Just sayin’.

I’m not surprised I only collected 49% of items since at the end I had way more energy tanks and missiles then I did bombs.  There was actually a point were I needed to carefully conserve bombs while I was just blasting missiles every which way willy-nilly.  I have no idea if finishing Fusion in just under 7 hours is a good time, but let’s just pretend it’s a world record performance and move on.

So that’s two of the four 2D Metroid games completed.  Instead of playing the one on NES I think I’ll give the GBA remake Metroid Zero a try next.  I’m waiting on a link cable to arrive though so I can transfer my save over from Fusion first.  I have no idea what that does exactly, but it’s got to give me some sort of advantage.  I don’t know why I waited to long to get into this series.  Considering there are only 4 games if you don’t count the Prime trilogy and Other M, I really don’t have a good excuse.  And yes I dabbled in those as well, but just never finished them.  If your like me and have put off playing the Metroid series – don’t, they are the most fun I’ve had with video games in awhile.


The X-O Manowar Micro Print Lottery

The current run of X-O Manowar is ending with issue 50.  To commemorate it’s amazing run Valiant Entertainment is randomly inserting one of 50 “micro-prints” of the main character rendered by 50 different artists into the last 4 issues.  The kicker is that they are also randomly inserting original art sketches, which totally got me on board.  I felt that I was showing unparalleled maturity and restraint by only ordering 10 copies.

X-O 47 Stack

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Valiant Comics, they were originally around in the 90’s.  A time in history where everyone collected comics, and gimmicks to sell books ruled.  As a young adult during this time I really couldn’t get enough.  I was a big fan of Valiant then, so when the company came back a few years ago I was totally on board for the relaunch.  So far it’s been (mostly) awesome, and I absolutely love these books. Continue reading

Rated E For Epic Pantsu?

I recently picked up GalGun: Double Peace for the PS Vita and discovered this funny ESRB misprint on the back:

GalGun Rated E For "Extra Pantsu Waifu Moe" time!

Of course the game is rated M for Mature, but seeing that innocent looking E next to the descriptor “Sexual Content” made me giggle like a little girl.  Since the game is only being sold online there is no recall currently in place.  In case you’ve never heard of GalGun, instead of trying to explain I’ll just let you watch the trailer.

After watching that again myself I’m starting to question why I admitted to buying this game publicly, but rest assured it’s purely for “research purposes”.  Um yeah, that’s it! (Please don’t put me on any secret government video game pervert watch list OK?)

I’m sure this mistake will be corrected soon.  So if these sorts of weird things deserve a place in your video game collection too, pick one up sooner than later.

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